The Asshole Neighbour.

"That neighbour's an asshole!" He declared as he walked into the house, slamming the door behind him. "He's parked his car in my space again. I just saw him and all he did was laugh in my face!"

He kicked off his shoes and walked through to the front room. Laying on the sofa, in nothing but a sexy black lingerie set was his super hot blonde wife. He stopped in his tracks, mouth agape. He hadn't seen her like this for a long time.

"Oh... are we--"

She cut him off. "No, babe, we're not." She said softly, her voice had what can only be described as a seductive purr in it.

"I don't understand." He frowned.

"Okay... y'know that neighbour? The asshole?"

"Yeah, that's what was jus--"

She cut him off again. "Do you know why he's still parking in your space?"

"No...? I mean, I thought you said you had a word with him..."

"Correct. Well, there's something I need to tell you. The other day when I went 'round there to give that asshole a piece of my mind and put him in his place - not just about the car, but his general attitude around the neighbourhood. He's new around here but he's such an arrogant dick! Did you know that last week he intimidated Janice's husband right in front of her?"

"Yeah, of course I know that. Everyone does!"

"Right. So I just forced my way in and started chewing him out. But then he stopped me. He said he would make a deal with me."

"A deal? What kind of deal?" He asked.

"I'm getting to that..." she paused, "he challenged me to a bet. He said that if I win, he'll stop parking in your space and even apologise to Janice's poor husband."

"What was the bet?" He asked, a subtle quiver appearing in his throat.

She took in a deep breath and then exhaled very slowly, "he said that if I can prove you are more of a man than he is, that he'll stop acting like an asshole. Well, I knew there was no way he could beat you honey. You're successful, handsome, charming, we have really good sex!"

He puffed his chest out like a farm yard rooster, he liked hearing his sexy wife say this. But wait... "I don't understand... why is he still parking in my space?"

She sighed again. "We lost the bet honey."

"Wh- what d'you mean?"

"Well, first he showed me his bank balance, he's definitely more successful than you are babe... and he's definitely a very handsome man... for an asshole. But then he dropped his pants and showed me his dick..."

"He did what?!!"

"He dropped his pants and showed me his dick. It's even bigger than yours. I didn't expect that babe... and his body is just wow!"

He shook his head in disbelief, "so you told him to fuck off right?"

"Well.... that's the thing... I lost the bet, so I had to pay up."

"Pay up? What... you bet my parking space??"

"No, the bet was, if I lost I have to suck his dick..."

He coughed, almost choked, "I'm sorry what?!!!"

"Yeah... I mean, a bet's a bet, right?"

"You didn't!"

"Hey look, it wasn't my fault. He proved that he's more man than you are, and I had to settle our bet."

"What do you mean our bet?!"

"Our bet honey. You lost. So I paid up."

"I... this is a joke right?"

She shook her head. "No baby. I got down on my knees and I sucked his huge cock, right there in his kitchen."

He stared at her in disgust.

"Don't look at me like that honey. You lost the bet, if you were more of a man I wouldn't have had to do it!" She snapped.

"I don't believe it! You're winding me up!"

She shook her head slowly, "No..."

"So what? After that you slapped him and called him a jerk?"

"No, after that he picked me up and fucked me on the kitchen counter."

"WHAAAAT?!!!"

"He just picked me up, planted me down and started fucking my pussy. I called him an asshole, but, my God it felt good. Honey, I've never been fucked like that before. His cock is so big and thick, he stretched me like nothing's ever stretched me before! He fucked me so deep... I've never felt anything that deep inside me. I couldn't help it babe, I came really hard!"

He slumped onto his haunches, face in hands. "I can't believe what I'm hearing."

"Yeah, I came really quickly too. I've never cum that quickly before. But it didn't stop there. He's like a fucking machine! He stayed hard for hours, and just kept fucking me, I came so many times I lost count. I think I came four times before he even popped his first nut."

"His what? ...Where?"

"He came inside me baby. I begged him not to, but he just did whatever he wanted to me, and I couldn't stop him... I didn't want to stop him. He fucked me all over the house, even when I begged him to stop, because my pussy was red raw... so he just fucked my ass instead!"

He looked up at her, "I don't believe this. How could you?!!"

"How could I?" she snapped, getting up off the sofa. "You lost the bet! But don't worry. I made him promise not to tell anyone. To save your pathetic ego!"

He shook his head in disbelief, "like that asshole would ever keep his word."

"Oh he'll keep his word babe. I made him agree to an arrangement."

"An... arrangement?"

"Yeah, I told him that he can have me anytime he likes if he keeps his mouth shut. That's why I'm dressed like this. He text me just now and told me to go over there... So he gets your parking space and your wife, whenever he wants. He's such an asshole!"

She walked past her sobbing husband, without glancing back. She pulled an overcoat on and left the house, unlikely to return for the rest of the night.

The End

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